#impulse eating

[tltate]

Impulse Feeding

How freaking boring! I have tried preparing meals in advance, and I hated it. There is nothing like opening the refrigerator door and seeing all that pre-made food, but you want something else. Sometimes, I can’t even do leftovers. For instance, yesterday, I cooked a rack of spare ribs. Of course, there are going to be leftovers. I live alone. I opened up the frig for lunch, knowing what was in…

[russie-000]

"Has anyone ever felt that way about you?"

Lil Thad drawing I made based on Impulse #66, look at him he's so jolly!

[juniemunie]

This was supposed to be just me indulging on some old highschool memories but guess who sneaked in

[ditzyredrobin]

Kon is the mom friend of Young Justice and you can’t convince me otherwise. As such he carries around little things for the Core 4, extra hair ties, maybe a spare Batarang or two, etc.

But, for Impulse, he carries around extra snacks. Like, do you know those Snickers commercials? The ones where they’re hangry until they eat a Snickers?

Well, imagine Kon, floating and the speedster seems a little cranky/hangry so he tosses a Snickers and it conks him on the head and is like, “Eat a Snickers.”

That is all.

[nelkcats]

Do not accept candy from strangers

Danny made a lot of stupid decisions in his life, several, so many that he couldn't even begin to count them, but according to him that was great when it came to learning from his mistakes.

So, it's no wonder that on his one day off he decided to do everything he was told not to do:

1. Leave Amity

2. Reveal himself to the world

3. Accept things from a stranger

The first 2 were reasonable, considering the situation with the GIW and how 80% of the population did not believe ghosts existed, the last was a warning Jazz made sure to instill in him.

But Danny was dead (more or less), and what harm could it do to eat a candy or two? It's not like he could poison himself.

The answer was a lot of harm; Technically no one offered him the fallen Kryptonite on the ground (he just thought it looked delicious), and both Lex Luthor and Superman weren't paying attention to him during their epic battle or whatever.

So Danny just picked it up and ate it, well, ate several (Lex was throwing them away like a candy trail, the halfa had fun thinking of Hansel and Gretel), Superman looked worried as he heard "Lex's evil plans to surround him with Kryptonite."

But instead of finding a perfect circle surrounding him, he found a teenager, a young white-haired boy who was rolling on the ground and complaining of a stomach ache.

Danny could almost hear Frostbite's voice scolding him for eating candy off the floor, damn it, and some of the candy wasn't even pure! They looked manufactured and stale. Danny glared at Luthor before deciding it wasn't worth it and going back to his task of complaining.

[chipperchemical]

Grizzlepulse headcanons send post

•Sometimes when they're cuddly, Impulse and Grian will cuddle up to Skizz and kiss all of his scars one by one. Skizz always gets so giggly when it happens and it's one of those rare, rare times that they can make him blush

•Grian can go non-verbal occasionally, so his boyfriends learn sign language and body communication so they can give him all the comfort and treats that he needs

•Speaking of, Skizz absolutely spoils his boyfriends like no tomorrow. Constantly buying them gifts, cooking them meals, or just cuddling up to them at random

•Impulse always radiates a lovely warmth cause of his demonic heritage. Skizz and Grian, both winged Hermits who spend a lot of time in the cold skies, absolutely love this after a long day

•Grian loves stealing Impulse's sweaters and hoodies: they're just sooooo comfy! And they smell like him! The only issue is that he has to cut holes in the back to make room for his wings. After a few of these incidents, Impulse just decides to keep the cut sweaters specially for Grian

•Skizz suggests that they all try doing a three-way kiss, whatever that means. His boyfriends are just dumb enough to try it. It does not work. Impulse gets a bruise on his nose

•Impulse and Skizz both sleep relatively normally, sometimes cuddled up. Grian flops down on top of both of them and sprawls out like a starfish

[melonlthawne]

you know what fuck you **makes tim drake bart allen's supporting character instead**

[yjcorefourenjoyer]

Young justice 98 getting tortured on apokolips

Me when reading this: “I haven’t seen Secret in a while… oh no If this is what’s happening to yj I wonder what horrors Secret is experiencing right now!”

*Scene changes to Secret*

And what’s she doing?

Eating ice cream with Darkseid ofc

[solargeist]

Grian trying to drop off Xelqua to another Hermit to babysit so he can go to the Nether, but Xelqua clings around his neck and Grian wonders if this used to be easier or not

[saltedsnailstudio]

I thrifted this adorable framed-flower-checkerboard-print tie for just three bucks this week and love it so much that I immediately had to carve a block about it

[hijinxinprogress]

Independently YJ are definitely geniuses but you put them within a mile of each other and their collective iq drops to zero

Cissie made the mistake of sending Cassie and Kon to pick up Anita’s birthday cake while she picks up Anita and Greta, Bart, and Tim set up the party decorations Cissie, letting Cassie and Kon in through the window: Did you pick up the cake?

Kon, leaning through the window: Yeah?? We’re not idiots

Cissie, deadpan bc she smells okra: then wtf is that?

Cassie, trying to figure why Cissie’s so stressed rn: Callaloo cake?? That’s what you asked for?? 

Cissie, about to lose it bc that’s in no way what she said: Kahlua cake

Kon, still trying to take Cissie’s temperature despite Cissie smacking his hand away: Yeah?? Callaloo cake, why do you keep repeating it…?

Cissie, in disbelief: No…Kahlua cake

Cassie, opening the box to show Cissie the cake bc they’re not stupid: Yeah?? Callaloo cake

Cissie, showing them a picture: KAHLUA CAKE

Cassie, through sobs: callaloo cake 

Kon, who thought it sounded kind of odd but figured it was a cultural difference that he or Cadmus didn’t understand: 🫢

Greta, trying to figure out where the hell they found someone to put callaloo and frosting on a cake: ???

Tim, who assured them it was in fact callaloo cake bc it sounded right and he was doing six things at the time:  😬

Yj, trying to do damage control (everyone’s yelling and trying to console Anita who’s not upset at all and currently goading Bart into trying the cake)

After that she definitely goes ‘don’t you mean callaloo?’ whenever someone on yj mispronounces anything

“I lost my fucking-!” “You lost your fucking callaloo??” “…Anita…Anita 😐 istg”

[martuzzio]

https://vaulthunters.gg/how-to-play

Go play Vault Hunters. It's free and very fun [waves bamboo-shaped sword in your direction menacingly]

[bambiraptorx]

The "Draxum eats weird shit" saga continues (this time featuring sleep deprivation and a very concerned Donnie)

[shortfeather]

impulse's stream activities, in order:

-send gem a mail package harking back to the mac and cheese vine debacle (where, for those who may not remember, it was revealed that mac and cheese was an innuendo for pussy)

-explain why he likes being a pg creator and enjoys that hermitcraft is pg

-also mention that gem ends up on youtube kids

-tell gem that she looked hungry and should eat mac and cheese, ask her (a known bisexual) if she likes mac and cheese, and then say he likes it too

[oifaaa]

I dont have £130 to drop on a giant gear 5 luffy figure so why can't I stop staring at him

[taxi-boi]

one thing im thinking about is how every team stuck together til the end.

every team stuck together, and every team died together. dying all within the same rough time frame

except team ties, who all died seperately,

Skizz died amongst the bad boys, after jimmy, before joel.

Tango died amongst the clockers, after bdubs, before scar and cleo.

Etho died amongst the nosy neighbors, after bigb and grian, before pearl.

Impulse died among the mean gills, after scott, before martyn.

Team Ties. their name symbolizing their connections and metaphorical ties to each other.

All died separately.

All died alone.